NEWTON'S LAW: Joke

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD........ ......

U niversal   L aw   O f   L ove:

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From

One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

F irst   L aw   O f   L ove:

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl

In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless

Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And

Break The Legs Of The Boy. "

S econd   L aw   O f   L ove:

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is

Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And

The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The

Bank Balance. "

T hird   L aw   O f   L ove:

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite

To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE............?: Joke

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.


Your$ $incerely,

  Norman $oh    



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:


Dear NOrman,

    I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.


NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.


I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.


Yours truly,

Manager
Best regards

The Lost Puppy: Joke

Our neighbor has lost her Chihuahua and is desperate to find him. 


She does a lot of traveling and always brings her dog with her.
Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV and 
called out for her puppy with no response.

 

That was the last time he was seen or heard from. 
She has been putting up signs everywhere. If you see this dog, please
let me know. Your help would be greatly appreciated.

 

See picture  below...................