NEWTON'S LAW: Joke

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD........ ......

U niversal   L aw   O f   L ove:

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From

One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

F irst   L aw   O f   L ove:

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl

In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless

Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And

Break The Legs Of The Boy. "

S econd   L aw   O f   L ove:

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is

Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And

The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The

Bank Balance. "

T hird   L aw   O f   L ove:

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite

To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."